Waycross High School Class of 1974 last wills and testaments from the Bulldog's Bark!! Testaments A through M...

Lonnie: Being of Soulful  mind and Soulful body do hereby will and bequeath my speediness to my brother and a very good friend Adrian and very, very good friend and will always be Cary T. I wish you all peace, love and happiness.
Gina: Being without a mind and scrawny body do hereby will and bequeath to SGB and PJG a trip to N.C. - to my brother, a room of his own, to Joy a course in real C.O.P, to Denise, some common sense and everything else belongs to me!!! PLFTTT!!!
Iris: Being of sound mind and slim body to hereby will and bequeath to Kim, dig it, my toys and mouth tape, to Sally, weight off, to my brother my love and two nickels, and Dennis the key to my loving world.
Margo: Being of sound mind and well put together body, do hereby will and bequeath my height to Denise, my ability to tell a joke to Mrs. Mancil. My health to all the juniors. My ability to graduate to my brother, Sylvester.
Charlean: Being of romantic mind and sexually attractive body, do hereby will and bequeath to Diane my class ring, to Betsy my food, my shoes to Debra, and my love to "Terry". Love Ya Juniors!
Patricia: Being of unique mind and disarranged body do hereby will and bequeath all my love to Clifford. To the world a little bit of  kindness and to the future seniors keep on keepin' on. Black On!
Oliver: Being of sound mind and unique body do hereby will and bequeath my excellent flying ability to the people who catch a bad case of hydrophobia above 12,000 f.t.
Sandra: Being of abstract mind and concrete body to hereby will and bequeath to Tracy and Marie - Fernandina, my car; Leah - bottle of Midol; Paula - roadmap to N.C., yellow feather duster; Gina - Layla, yellow car: Kay - all Charlotte guys.
Ruby: Being of religious mind and Virgin Mary's body, do hereby will and bequeath my eagerness to go to church to Willie, and my ability to sing to Margo, also my love and soft body to Samuel.
Janet: Being of little mind and rotten, underdeveloped body, do hereby will and bequeath my spastic ability and a tomato to Toni, my sex appeal to Wayne, and the rest: a heater, sugar, strawberry-honey, "b", and my love to Gene.
Jimmy: Being of perfect mind and flawless body do hereby will and bequeath to Brooks Ann, me which is all she needs; Russa, a golden paddle; Rory, boat that holds more than four; Ms. K, a case of blowpops.
Rosemary: Being of humorous mind and splendid body do herby will and bequeath my love to Mary and Gary; my everlasting love to L. J.; my respect to all the teachers; Peace "73."
Jill: Being of frozen mind and chilled body do hereby will and bequeath to Toni, all the headaches of being cheerleader captain, and to Jack, my ability to keep his cartons of milk cold during lunch.
Patty: Being of gottamind and whattabody, do hereby will and bequeath to Jim: 99.9 in Botany; Brenda: another year in study hall with Jimmy and Wayne; lastly, but not leastly, to Jimmy, my optimism
Jack: Being of spaced mind and incomplete body to hereby will and bequeath to Mr. Stagner, the Hippies of 1975; to J. T. and Kline, a lb. of fun; to Bobby I leave Susan; and to Pat, a party at lunch.
Darlene: Being of crazy mind and unshapely body to hereby will and bequeath this beautiful school to Joann and the principal to my brother Billy and my desk and locker to Ricky.
Nancy: Being of musical mind and healthy body do hereby will and bequeath the flutes to Karen, give all my rings to Lynn, give my jokes to Vernon, wish my brother luck with his car, and give all my love to Richard.
Darlene: Being of senseless mind and ridiculous body do hereby will and bequeath to Elaine Hall, my watching the clock seat in VOT. To Evelyn, my heck-raising seat at pep rallies. And last of all I leave Michael, myself.
Casonya: Being of positive thinking mind and Black & Beautiful body do hereby will and bequeath my Ford Galaxie to Renarda and Wanda. Also my inner self determination to all juniors. And my love to someone special. Good luck seniors, "74".
Pam: Being of not enough mind and some body do hereby will and bequeath my position on the varsity basketball team to J. Lott. My ability to graduate to Not Not. My seat in Miss Jackson's room to "Charmon".
Willie: Being of sound mind and healthy body do hereby will and bequeath the ability to graduate to Garry and Carl, my wardrobe to Valerie, my hips to Beverly, and my love to Curtis.
Bruce: Being of utilitarianism mind and robust body do hereby will and bequeath SOMA to every senior wiling to take the responsibility. To Calvin I leave Lucy, may she chase but never catch. To Wesa and Pretty, my half of the tree as Nan left it to me.
Debbie: Being of wilted mind and tired body do herby will and bequeath to Jennifer my used clarinet reeds. To Annette and Ginny another year at Ava. To Carlo a place in the WHS band.
Margie: Being of childish mind and too much body do hereby will and bequeath all my love to Graham. To Diane, all of my problems and to our 13 years of friendship. To Darrell I leave my car battery. All the joys of being a senior to Donna and D. And the steak place to Danny and Susan.
Reginald: Being of liberated mind and envious body do hereby will and bequeath my kicking shoe to Randy, my past success to Syble and Wanda and all the love I've got and ever will have to my benevolent black pearl, "Kenya".
Susan: Being of absent mind and no body do hereby will and bequeath Phyllis my dancing ability; Jack, a groom; David, a Monte Carlo, a Vet, and a lifetime supply of rum; Coach Pike a new line; and to Jay nothing.
Louise: Being of no mind and out of shape body do hereby will and bequeath to any Junior the "Gossip corner", and all my beautiful memories of school, to my friends and to Robert all mh love. Good luck Juniors.
Belle: Being of confused mind and slow body do hereby will and bequeath my privilege of opening the door to Mrs. Denson to Diane and the best of luck to future seniors of WHS.
Stephie: Being of sound mind and beautiful body do hereby will and bequeath my legs to Donna F., my ability to graduate to Al, Freda, and Darryl; my brain to Linda and my hair to Denise.
Michael: Being of unfathomable mind and penetrating body do herby will and bequeath the past to none, the present to a few, and the future to everyone. My rats to Jay, of course.
Phyllis: Being of intellectual mind and beautiful & black body do hereby will and bequeath to my brother, Bernard, my ability to graduate.
Laura: Being of sound mind and sexy body do herby will and bequeath my love and life to Rickey, lots of happiness to my family, and my ability to graduate to Kong, Cheese, Boots, Cassandra and Eric. Farewell.
Gary: Being of a genius mind and Hercules body do herby will and bequeath my basketball ability to David, along with my jacket. To Jimmy and Charlie I leave my ability to impress females because I have enough charm for both of them.
Willard: Being of sound mind and greatest body do hereby will and bequeath all my books (two) to my sister Phyllis and this school also.
Wanda: Being of sound mind and healthy body do hereby will and bequeath to my younger brothers, Earl and William, all the opportunities and success that the world has to offer. My life to Stephen.
Sandra: Being of fantastic mind and beautiful body do hereby will and bequeath my love to all my family.  Happiness in the future to all graduating seniors, success to all seniors under me, and happiness to everyone.
Conniestine: Being of more mature mind and a lovable body do hereby will and bequeath my twirling ability to LaCharla, my strong mind to love to Derek, my Afro to Pat, my figure to Debra P., and Janice and all my love to yours truly (me).
Seleta: Being of dirty mind and stimulating body do hereby will and bequeath nothing. I need everything I've got.
Geraldine: Being of sound mind and healthy body do hereby will and bequeath to my little sisters and brothers the ability to reach out and strive for the things they desire to have and to Larry R., "Hold what you hot."
Diane: Being of corny mind and deformed body do herby will and bequeath my ability to "visit" in class to Lynn in hopes that she can fulfill her obligation to drive Mrs. Pinson up the wall as well as I did.
Carleen: Being of sound mind and beautiful body do herby will and bequeath all her love to Glen, and the ability to graduate to my sister Vetta. And my hair to Phyllis. And my legs to Brenda.
Carlton: Being of soulful mind and larger body to hereby will and bequeath all my love to Rosemary and ability to graduate to Nette.
Clyde: Being of shakey mind and strong body do hereby will and bequeath to Mrs. Kenny all the TV shows we talked about. To all juniors I leave my spirit and in 1975 don't take no jive, because 1974 can't take much more.
Gigi: Being of weak mind and strong body do herby will and bequeath Jack - "The Fingers", Toni - permission to take my place at the football field and to the county, a dozen brown eggs.
Andy: Being of freaked out mind and undernourished body do hereby will and bequeath to Kline and J.T. the right to stand around the corner of the building at lunch; also to J. T. a  new lighter.
Gregory: Being of sound mind and good little body do herby will and bequeath my heart and my personality to William and my love to my family.
George: Being of calculating mind and impressive body, do herby will and bequeath my basketball playing ability to Jack because a little ability is better than none, my ability to play golf to Steve and Jon because it takes two people to handle it.
Bobby: Being of stoned mind and strong body do hereby will and bequeath to Jerry my tennis shoes and to Judy my white Chevrolet and to Clyde my ability to stay straight.
Paula: Being of small mind and smaller body do hereby will and bequeath to Tone - an older guy; Leah - pound of dynamite rock, roadmap to Bainbridge; Carl - poem, Nanny - a million good times and good luck to Srs. 75.
William: Being of small mind and smaller body to hereby will and bequeath my ability to be in all clubs to Randy, all juniors a football so they'll get a kick out of something, some glue remover so they won't be so stuck up. My love always to Lillian.
Allen: Being of intellectual mind and unique body, do hereby will and bequeath success to next year's football team, willingness to go places to Cynthia, and all my love to the girls of WHS.
Priscilla: Being of ignorant mind and gorgeous body to hereby will and bequeath my chewing gum to Diane, my broad hips to Debbie, my long flowing hair to Louise, and my love and appreciation to my family.
Rossie: Being of sound mind and fine body to hereby will and bequeath to D.  H. the power to finish school, Wanda my left eye, to Brenda my light pecan skin, to Betsy my fine shape, and my everlasting love to all.
Cynthia: Being of benevolent mind and unsymmetrical body do hereby will and bequeath to Beverly my 1968 Rambler, Reginald, success and a Hardee's Deluxe, Melvin Hobbit's feet, Allen a spoon ring, Kinney, pro-basketball and transportation to Pam and Curtis.
Bill: Being of retarded mind and further retarded body, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to run and never get anywhere to Doug, my car to David to haul dogs, and to Rooster, a new coop.
Bill: Being of unsound empty mind and more than undernourished body do hereby will and bequeath Allman Brothers Beginnings and my Uriah Heep Live tapes to Carla and Karen.
Glen: Being of musical mind and loney body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to graduate to James, and Eddie. And my ability to play basketball to Kim and Bernard. And all my love to Carleen Dopson.
Phoebe: Being of sound mind and fine body do hereby will and bequeath my short dresses to Mrs. Jackson, my precious love to T. D., my ability to graduate to my brother Lamara, my black wig to Brenda. Seniors 74.
Elizabeth: Being of vigorous mind and charming body to hereby will and bequeath my love (of course) to Mr. Charles X. My success to the Holy Shrine of Liberation. My ability of being independent to the speakees! Alpha Omega.
Lamar: Being of high mind and long body do hereby will and bequeath my wealth to the Hughley Twins, my knowledge to Cat Man, my love to Joyce, my LTD to Karen Scott, and my personal things to Dolla.
Jim: Being of blasted brains and round body, do hereby will and bequeath to Pat 30 suspensions, his very own prentice hat and the Waycross narc squad. To J. T. I leave enough cigarettes to replace the ones I bummed. To Mrs. Pickett - 53 tardy slips, and last but not least, to Mr. Stagner I leave a joint of the best Columbo ever put on God's green earth.
Tommie Jean: being of blown away mind and loose body do hereby will and bequeath Pat the will to follow in Skipper's footstep, Bobby the will to drink Tequila without getting sick, Scott and Evelyn the ability to get drunk without getting in trouble, Elaine and Bonnie my seat in V. O. T. class, Jennifer I leave all my good times and the ability to stay out of my bad ones, Leah the will to go to church every Sunday, to Jimmy I leave my car, and I leave all my love to Palmer.
"Willie": Being of bold mind and tin body do hereby will and bequeath my glove to Roger, "wheels" to Carl, to Jack a net for catching balls, to Steve - a jelly roll, and to the "Half-a-heads" - a diploma.
Susan: Being of evil mind and underdeveloped body do herby will and bequeath my favorite sewing machine to Jamine, all my luck in school to all Juniors, also all my love to my wonderful husband, Danny.
Junnie: Being of brilliant mind and unique body do herby will and bequeath my love and affection to Atlas and my ability to graduate to my sister, "To Roll", and the best of luck to Janet and "Cooter".
Johnnie: Being of sound mind and great body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to stay out of people's business to Melda and to finish school to Ronnie, my brother, and my hard and soul to Damon.
Sharon: Being of sound mind and unique body do herby will and bequeath my body to Rosie. I also bequeath all my blessings to Patricia and Clifford. And to the Seniors of "74", "Keep on Truckin'."
Calvin: Being of loving mind and short but sweet body do herby will and bequeath to
Steve, my muscles, to Bimbo and Floyd, my leftover roaches and empty wine bottles, and for (all) my women to stay sweet.
Clemist: Being of reasonable mind and indestructible body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to understand myself to Sheree; I leave my 20-20 vision to Charlotte; I leave my wit and sense of humor to Derek, and my ability to graduate to the class of '76.
Karen: Being of wouldyoumind and zloty body do hereby will and bequeath to all JV cheerleaders continued success; to Kay W., Caryl G., Deborah M. and Sherre B. all the weird things that happen to SRS.; to Skipper L., Joe H., and Mrs. Shuman and Central Ave.
Carla: Being of disoriented mind and olive oil body do hereby will and bequeath to Carlos & Cliff, my ability to rattle my chess opponents, Derek the loud, my gold piece, Ed - my five seats and C. Pikes's class, Heyward - a tricycle, and Joe F. and Terry J. a ride home.
Gail: Being of sound mind and great body do hereby will and bequeath my love to
Boots and my books to Debra. I also would like to leave Dale my seat in Mrs. Mancil's room.
Peggy: Being of sound mind and married body do herby will and bequeath to Choyia all my love and faithfulness through the trials of marriage. And for loving me through the planning of our ceremony.
Tanya: Being of controlled mind and wonderful body do herby will and bequeath my beautiful pair of teeth and complexion to Sandra. My ability to comprehend boys to Donna. My love for my neighbor Al and Cousin Tony.
Thomas: Being of brilliant mind and most beautiful body do herby will and bequeath my ability to graduate to Hervie. Most of all I give my ability to play football to Michael. And my love to S. S.
Johnny: Being of strong mind and big body do herby will and bequeath my fruit of the loom to Evelyn. Our DE class to Sherri. My art notebook to Debra. My art collection to Mr. Gene Smith.
Joyce: Being of scientific mind and protruding body do herby will and bequeath my ability to graduate to my brother, my place in society to all the minorities, and all my fondness to him.
Ricky: Being of black mind and soulful body do hereby will and bequeath my seat in Mr. Stagner's office at Albert, my love to Deane and best of luck to Kim and Jan.
Christopher: Being of the right mind and powerful body to hereby will and bequeath my whitewalls to Calvin so he can put them on Ricky Long's car and my ability to love to Phillys.
Debra: Being of _____ mind and _____ body do herby will and bequeath an all expense paid vacation to Willacoochee to Russa. To Shirley, a sterling silver, personally engraved tardy slip and a chair that's permanently nailed to the floor.
Karen: Being of weak mind and flicked body do hereby will and bequeath my appreciation to my parents and my brother Gerald, my life to Carl and my ability to graduate to Dawn, Pamela, Glenchae, Deana, Faye and Vicky.
Brooks Ann: Being of large mind and small body to hereby will and bequeath to Jimmy myself, to "Red" one bream bed, to Ellis and Dale one shatter-proof test tube and to Mr. Stagner my "Roll Tide Roll" football pennant.
Cheryl: Being of intellectual mind and priceless body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to graduate to my brothers and my sister. My love to my parents and our new baby and all my love to MDJ.
Diane: Being of sound mind and zig-zag body do hereby will and bequeath my happiness to Debbie. Sorriness to Prissy. My dedication to God. Life eternal to Virginia. To Mrs. James Johnston appreciation. To the school: Memories forever!
Johnny: Being of sound mind and fine body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get blind to Calvin and my love to Darlene.
Bobby: Being of sound mind and fantastic body do hereby will and bequeath to Johnny my holey Levis and everything else to Ronald except my Monte Carlo.
Russa: Being of ____ mind and ____ body do hereby will and bequeath to Mrs. Kenney all my life saver strings, to Brooks Ann one Calcutta cane pole and line, to Jimmy one 8 X 10 of Louise.
Karen: Being of sound mind and warped body do hereby will and bequeath all my love and life to Tim and to Gail all the luck in the world and to Carl and Timmy - that beat up Ford.
Shirley: Being of happy mind and clumsy body do hereby will and bequeath my acting ability to Coach Pike for his television show. To Kathy and Betty I leave a gold tray to beg my cinnamon rolls next year.
Anthony: Being of intelligent mind and healthy and strong body do hereby will and bequeath my knack of making Mrs. Whellihan nervous every day in class to Sheri Morgan. I leave my joking in class to a bunch of lazy juniors.
Steve: Being of blank mind and super-human body do hereby will and bequeath Ray the name Platt, Tony one gallon of gas for going to the store, and anyone with $100 - my English notes in Miss Jackson's class.
Joe: Being of totally unstable mind and unfit body do hereby will and bequeath my athletic ability to Ellis, my luck in getting hurt at the wrong times to Jack, my car, jeep, truck and LOVE to Debbie.
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